inappropriate/immature?

June 28, 2011

FRUITY PEBBLES IS LIKE MY DICK.

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here’s to doing whatever the fuck we want?

June 28, 2011

AT LEAST THE INTERNET IS MY FRIEND.
AND AT LEAST I’M MY FRIEND.

the above words stem from no flood of lonely emotions or drugs flowing through my veins. i simply though up this nice little sentence that i thought had a lot packed into it, and even though it was a lie, i posted it. and as i was posting it, i thought of a friend for it. we’ve all friendz.

this is a cheap rip-off?

June 28, 2011

important disctinction:

“all is well” vs. “all is, well…”


everything’s coming up?

June 27, 2011

…including my birthday.

I recently went on a spree during which I purchased the near entirety of my amazon.com wishlist. Luckily for you all, I spent some time today restalking said list with the following:

http://amzn.com/w/Y8CA19GXXV75

Feel free to buy me any of those thing that are there. It will probably be helpful if you post a comment of what you’re going to get me, so that two people don’t make the same purchase. But the thing is, if I were to end up with two of any of these, I wouldn’t complain too much.


i’ll do it for you if you’ll do it for me?

June 19, 2011


no judgement zone?

June 19, 2011

because you don’t understand my strugglz.

http://maarkm.tumblr.com/


guess what?

June 19, 2011

 

PS: I secretly can’t handle the title of this post. I was forced to put a question mark after the phrase “guess what” strictly for reasons of theme, when in reality, any time I see a question mark following the words I want to scream. Contrary to popular belief, “guess what” is a command, not a question. Mandato.


rule of thumb?

June 17, 2011

Just because I’m obsessed with myself, doesn’t mean I expect everyone else to be obsessed with me.

But just because I don’t expect them to be, doesn’t mean they aren’t.

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#NarcissusWasHere


coffee dates?

June 15, 2011

See you soon!

definition: stool song


what goes here?

June 14, 2011


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