keeping up with the batshit?

February 21, 2010

I’m really nervous for the season finale of
the greatest show on television.

Really, though, I don’t understand why every person on the face of this planet doesn’t watch the Kardashians. They are absolutely ridiculous, and it’s amazing, with their K names and fake body parts and annoying, creepy baby daddies. So many shenanigans.

Like the one time Kris,  decided to secretly slip sex drugs into her husband’s coffee. But then, whoops! Her son drank the wrong coffee. And they had to go to the hospital. And explain the situation to strangers.

But who knows what’s going to happen on tonight’s episode? Crazy effing shit could go down.

I wish this was what my life was like. I wish I were a Kardashian.


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